Miss J's Rules
I used to have alot of rules. None of them really mattered. Now I have just a few.
1. Just be as normal as fucking possible or as normal as can be in this realm. If you aren't a complete psycho you know what I mean.
2. Don't be an asshole and treat me like your life and your time is worth more than mine and don't try to boss me.
3. Be respectful of any directions I do give and be respectful of me and my space.
4. Don't come to me stinky, good god almighty don't come here stinking. No, I am not religious either.
5. I'm not screwing you and don't touch me unless you have special permission because you immediately get into the asshole zone and I for one am tired of dealing with assholes.